Bonus Horoscope Haiku!

Who is just dripping
with hot-stuff appeal? You, that's
who! You are hot stuff!

[this my yahoo horoscope for today. Unedited! I am presuming that one would pronounce "appeal" with three syllables as I do: uh-pee-ul. Yahoo monkeys are poets and they didn't even know it. Awwww! <3]

17.

I woke up with the
song "Men in Black" stuck in my
head. Oh! That Will Smith!

16.

I hate going to
the doctor, especially
just for a check-up.

15.

The forecast this week?
Isolated thunderstorms.
I'd like to see that.

14.

I have Weird Al stuck
in my head. That's not too bad.
He's a good kid.

13.

I need a pay raise.
It won't happen because I
write in this all day.

12.

The Fish: House of Blues,
Anaheim. ¡Viva La Ska
Revolución!