37.

When I get married
I want the ceremony
to have some pirates.

36.

Justin Pierre, lead
singer of Motion City
Soundtrack: new hair please.

35.

If there's one thing I
learn'd from the Flock, it's that he
couldn’t get away.

34.

I wish I had a
bucket to wear on my head
as a nifty hat.

33.

I don't like smoking
but I really do like how
clove cigarettes smell.

32.

I never get to
see mid-summer lightning storms,
but last night I did.

31.

In a meteor
shower, comets have tails as
long as my cat Clay's.