Super Happy Haiku Boredom Challenge! Part Deux.

Emsie Hammer:

1. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Indeed I'd partake
In the bountiful feast of
A hot dog de me

2. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?

Sophia the great
You steal my heart with every
Episode. Far out!

3. Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

I've been looking for
You everywhere. Can we please
Go home now you jerk?

4. How rad was the movie 300?

The bees did blot out
The sun. Cake town was awesome.
More naked Gerard!

5. Are you still bitter about the final episode of Full House?

Yes. Yes yes yes yes
Oh yeah, fo reals I am son.
True dat perro dog.

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Megan:

1. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

If I happen'd to
be a hot dog, I'd eat me
ev'n if I was full!


2. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?

Bea Arthur, you have
this street toughness about you.
Stay gold, my lady.

3. Hello. Is it me you're looking for?.

I am looking for
Carmen San Diego. Where
in the world is she?

4. How rad was the movie 300?

Three Hundred contain'd
the radness of one thousand
brontosauruses


5. Are you still bitter about the final episode of Full House?

I feel so cheated that
it was all about Michelle.
What a freakin' jerk!

Super Happy Haiku Boredom Challenge!

Me and Emsie get
bor'd at work. So we send odd
messages sometimes.


Megan:

1. Chuck Norris: Friend or Foe?

Chuck Norris is a
great ally to have if you
are fighting ninjas.

2. Describe the beauty of David Hasselhoff

Hoff, your countenance
is as lovely as a
small stain'd glass window


3. So just how AWESOME is pizza?

Pizza, how do I
love thee? Let me count the ways:
Gotta be, like, five.

4. Better transportation: Shark or Stingray?

It would behoove me
to transport upon a stingray
if I were stranded.

5. 311 or Scott Stapp: who would win?

Fight of the year
three eleven hits below
the belt. Stapp is down!

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Emsie Hammer

1. Chuck Norris: Friend or Foe?

Old chuck is my friend
But he can kick your ass, man
If you piss him off

2. Describe the beauty of David Hasselhoff

Once my eyes beheld
The beauty that is the Hoff
Life was changed for good

3. So just how AWESOME is pizza?

A slice of pizza
Is like the heavens parting
And raining down men

4. Better transportation: Shark or Stingray?

A shark will bite you
A stingray will sting, at least
He'll take you back home

5. 311 or Scott Stapp: who would win?

Scott Stapp is a douche
But there ain't no way that he'd
Beat three eleven