61.

Valentine's Day is
too commercial, but makes
me feel amorous.

So I write love notes
to people who are not my
regular boyfriend.

They are famous and
don't know I am their girlfriend
but that's no matter.

Ryan Adams, let's
write some songs about drinking
in Los Angeles.

60.

Ted Leo, since you
are a vegan, we'll enjoy
bread and soup from Vons.

59.

Viggo, we can go
to a poetry reading
and I'll read this one.

58.

Blake Sennet, please sing
me your song about wearing
hunting caps at dawn.

57.

Alan Alda, you
can take me to Rosie's Bar
for a martini.